There are many things I suck at, and even more things I don’t even attempt. But there is one thing that I unabashedly claim to be -pretty- good at. And that is eating a mango. Oh yes.
My major feat is to eat it without needing a plate or a knife, though a spoon can be useful, and to do this methodically and without any spills or thrills, and hardly even any mango on my hands. Just a calm, zen-like experience of the texture and the taste. The description, and in some ways the actual process, is quite graphic: proceed with caution.